Monday, October 26, 2015

Fitness Week 11 (October 26-November 1)

Monday:

Woke: 9AM
Breakfast: half a bagel with Gruyere cheese, two multivitamins
Lunch: an entire box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese with spinach, two cups aloe grape juice
Snack 1: one Asian pear
Snack 2: a plate of fruit (berries, cantaloupe, orange, kiwi) with some bell pepper
Dinner: a giant carnitas burrito
Exercise: walked 1 mile, 3 minutes on gym with halfhearted attempts at exercising in jeans
Slept at: 12:30AM

Tuesday

Woke: 9AM
Breakfast: one Asian pear, one cup aloe vera juice
Lunch: farro, salmon, sauteed kale and squash, sauteed brussel sprouts, two multivitamins
Snack: two cookies, almond chocolate bar
Dinner: half bagel with peanut butter, other half with gruyere cheese and spinach, one cup almond milk
Snack: broccoli, carrots, smoked turkey, and rice, one cup aloe vera juice
Exercise: walked 1 mile
Slept: 3AM

Wednesday

Woke: 10AM
Breakfast: one cup almond milk
Lunch: Two slices pepperoni pizza
Snack: one Asian pear
Dinner: pasta with spinach, broccoli, carrots, and onion
Snack: honey nut Cheerios with almond milk and banana
Exercise: 1 hour pole dancing
Snack: bagel with peanut butter
Slept: 3AM

Thursday

Woke: 9AM
Breakfast: one cup almond milk
Lunch: gobi roti roll
Dinner: honey nut Cheerios with almond milk and banana, two multivitamins
Exercise: 3 hours at a club dancing on and off
Measurements: 35-27-37

Slept: 4AM

Friday:

Woke: 9:30AM
Breakfast: none
Lunch: cauliflower, broccoli, spinach dip, pumpkin pie
Dinner: pasta with broccoli, carrots, and ramen soup
Snack: two cookies, one cup almond milk
Exercise: 15 minutes back-strengthening exercises, all side splits
Slept: 1AM

Saturday
Woke: 9AM
Breakfast: donut
Lunch: duck burger, cherry lime soda, one mozzarella stick
Snack: 1/3 slice original New York cheesecake, 1/3 slice pumpkin cheesecake
Dinner: Ethiopian restaurant, special tibs, kitfo, doro wat, shiro, red lentils, lamb, collard greens, cabbage and potato, two multivitamins
Snack: two scoops Ben and Jerry's ice cream, candy
Exercise: 2 miles walking
Slept: 1AM

Sunday
Woke: 9AM
Breakfast: almond milk with honey nut Cheerios and banana
Lunch: one pork guabao, one crepe with prosciutto, raclette cheese, and potatoes, one cream soda
Dinner: half a bowl of injera with leftover Ethiopian mixed dishes, half a bowl of spinach pasta with broccoli and carrots, one serving of apple sauce
Exercise: 1 mile walking, back exercises, side splits, pushing self off ground
Sleep: 12AM

Weigh-in: 127.5 lbs.


Monday, October 19, 2015

Fitness Week 10 (Oct 19-Oct 25)

Adding waking times to guilt myself into sleeping on time

Monday: 

Woke: 9AM
Breakfast: French onion soup with Gruyere cheese, pasta with mixed veggies, two multivitamins
Lunch: turkey and kale on baguette
Snack: chocolate espresso beans, caramel popcorn, salt and pepper chips, sweet potato chips
Dinner: sushi roll, grilled miso cod, rice, seaweed salmon salad

Exercise: successful side splits with turnout, successful right square split, attempted left square split, unsuccessful straddle split, two bridges, holding five seconds each (building up strength again after hurting back), Chinese spirals, spinning in circles to music for fifteen minutes
Sleep: 6 hours

Tuesday:

Woke: 9AM
Breakfast: none
Lunch: French onion soup, pasta with mixed veggies
Snack: two multivitamins, brownie, bag of chips, one oatmeal cookie, one sugar cookie
Snack 2: two slices of pound cake, 2 rice crackers, one bowl taku choy with oyster mushroom, one green apple
Dinner: braised daikon and one mug of almond milk, two slices of pound cake
Snack 3: chips, one oreo
Snack 4: apple sauce with gruyere cheese, two eggs with green onion

Exercise: none
Sleep: 6 hours

Wednesday:

Woke: 9AM
Breakfast: bowl of braised daikon with glass noodles, two multivitamins
Lunch: two roti rolls
Snack: half a Sara Lee pound cake
Dinner: bowl of braised daikon, bowl of sweet potatoes

Exercise: half an hour of dancing to music
Sleep: 3 hours? (I can't remember)

Thursday:

Woke: 9AM

Breakfast: bagel with butter
Lunch: one bowl of bok choy with mushrooms
Snack: two rice crackers
Dinner: None?
Snack: Honey Nut Cheerios

Exercise: walked one mile, hung on monkey bars several times (back still hurt)
Sleep: maybe 6 hours?

Note: Updated Thursday's activities on Saturday

Friday:

Woke: 9AM

Breakfast: none
Lunch: two eggs, apple sauce, gruyere cheese
Dinner: none
Snack: almond milk, chips, cheese (went to a party)

Exercise: Walked 3 miles
Sleep: 6 hours

Saturday:

Woke: 9AM

Brunch: Sweet soymilk/tofu, spicy dry pot with fish and beef and tofu and bok choy
Dinner: half a BLT wrap

Exercise: walked 2 miles
Sleep: 3 hours

Sunday:

Woke: 6AM

Breakfast: Asian raisin bread
Lunch: half a bacon lettuce tomato wrap, one slice sausage pizza
Dinner: noodles with black bean sauce and cucumber

Exercise: none
Sleep: 6 hours

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Fitness Week 9 (10/12-10/18)

Monday:

Breakfast: a bowl of leftover ramen+rice+stringbeans+onion+red pepper sauce, two multivitamins
Lunch: grapes, two cookies
Dinner: half a pastrami reuben, with pickles and sauerkraut on the side
Snack: grapes

Exercise: walked 3 miles
Sleep: 8 hours

Tuesday:

Breakfast: half a pastrami reuben, two multivitamins
Lunch: red pepper sauce rice with brussel sprouts and spam
Dinner: macaroni with hot sauce and crawfish
Dessert: one chocolate macaroon, half a slice of cheesecake

Exercise: walked one mile
Sleep: 6 hours

Wednesday:

Breakfast: 4 custard buns
Lunch: Pasta with spam and Brussel Sprouts and avocado, two multivitamins
Dinner: Goodbit bar, one cup sweetened almond milk (bought it by accident and now miserable), bowl of taro curry with chicken and frozen vegetables

Exercise: walked 1 mile
Sleep: 6 hours

Thursday:

Breakfast: glass of almond milk with barley tea
Lunch: two slices of pizza (ugh, I know, law school and its mandatory lunch meetings...)
Dinner: one bowl of taro curry, four pieces of dark chocolate

Exercise: none =(
Sleep: 6 hours

Friday:

Breakfast: almond milk with barley tea
Lunch: one bowl of taro curry
Dinner: one bowl of taro curry
Second Dinner: 5 soup dumplings
Dessert: Thai tea ice cream

Exercise: Some random movement for twenty minutes, walked 1 mile
Sleep: 7 hours

Saturday:

Breakfast: none
Lunch: dim sum, rice cracker
Snack: chicken thigh and churro
Dinner: beef stew, 5 pieces of spiced duck
Evening Snack: hard cider and pulled pork, one cup EmergenC

Exercise: none
Sleep: 7 hours

Sunday:

Breakfast: almond milk with barley tea and two multivitamins
Lunch: one plate of sauerkraut pierogi
Snack: hot sausage from street vendor
Dinner: 5 pieces of spiced duck, two rice crackers, French onion soup with Gruyere cheese, rotini, and mixed vegetables, one grapefruit, one cup EmergenC

Exercise: three hours of attempted rock climbing/bouldering, walked two miles
Sleep: 7 hours

Sunday, October 11, 2015

How To Stop Wearing Bras

1. Decide that bras are stupid
2. Stop buying bras
3. Go out in public without a bra
4. Realize that this is a great way to go through life
5. Stop wearing bras forever

Backstory:

I always thought bras were stupid. In 2012, my washing machine broke 5 of my 6 bras all at once. I went out looking for bras and couldn't find any that fit (common story, I assure you, because no matter how many times you get fitted, every salesperson will claim that their measurement is the most accurate and it will be a blatant lie). So I decided to just go bra-less and see what happened.

The first day kind of sucked. I used to figure skate, and I assure you, figure skating without a bra is really strange. I felt self-conscious the whole time and vowed to get a bra the following weekend. I did indeed buy a bra that sort-of-almost-didn't-maybe-fit the following weekend. Actually, I bought 5, from 5 different manufacturers, because I really thought I was going to commit to the bra-wearing thing. Except by then I had already gotten used to not having random semi-permanent bondage apparel strapped to my boobs all day, and I was resentful for having had to buy said apparel for ridiculous amounts of money, so I thought I would give it a rest and see if I could ease into wearing them when I was in a better mood. But it's been three years and I've thrown all my bras away, so for now, I say that I've stopped wearing bars, and it is lovely.

If this is something you have also been dying to do in your life, I am tell you now that this is totally do-able. Go forth and do!

I will qualify, however, that some girls insist they need their bras. If that is you, then good for you. Go wear your bra. There are many ways to live your life, and going around with a bra for the majority of your waking hours is a completely legitimate way to go about that life.

Edit:

In case you actually do want to not wear a bra and are trying to figure out how:

1. Wear whatever you already own and just go with it. Recommended for people with really high confidence and zero regard to social expectations, or for people who just happen to fall into the category of owning clothes that work for the bra-less in the environments they happen to be in.

2. Wear blazers/thicker, non-spandex jackets over everything. Recommended for people who can handle wearing blazers and jackets in their particular environment. Covers everything, no problem. The only problem is if you are doing this because you don't want it to look like you aren't wearing a bra, you can't take off your blazer/jacket ever. Not recommended for summer. 

3. Loose, printed tops, by themselves or over turtlenecks/long sleeve tees. Good for spring, summer, and fall fashion. 

4. Loose-knit sweaters over whatever you are already wearing. Generally easy to match if you like that kind of fashion, and works for any season. Caveat: sometimes the nipples show anyways. This does not usually happen with blazers and printed tops. Wear at own risk. 

5. Camisoles under everything. They make life easier. 

6. Denim, khaki, or sweater vests. If you like vests, this is not a bad option. Unfortunately, these are not always in fashion, so if you're fashion-conscious and determined to go bra-less, you will maybe want to 

Monday, October 5, 2015

Fitness Week 8 (10/5-10/11)

Monday:

Breakfast: bowl of beef curry with mixed rice, one mug barley tea
Lunch: one bowl of baked beans and bacon with string bean
Dinner: one slice of pepperoni pizza (yes, I got sick from the pizza, no, I haven't learned my lesson quite yet), water

Exercise: mindlessly moving around for ten minutes, one bridge
Sleep: 7 hours

Tuesday:

Breakfast: half a French baguette with honey and butter
Lunch: quarter of a French baguette with baked beans and bacon with string bean
Dinner: bowl of rice with sauteed spicy yuchoy, pumpkin, and two multivitamins

Exercise: 20 minutes making up choreography
Sleep: 6 hours

Wednesday:
Breakfast: none
Lunch: sauteed spicy yuchoy, pumpkin, two multivitamins
Dinner: half a bowl of baked beans and bacon with french bread

Exercise: 5 minutes at the park, walked two miles
Sleep: 6 hours

Thursday:

Breakfast: none
Lunch: sauteed spicy yuchoy, pumpkin, one slice pizza
Dinner: udon with spicy Japanese curry and two eggs

Exercise: randomly dance for 10 minutes, 5 right cartwheels, 5 attempted left cartwheels, two bridges
Sleep: 6 hours

Friday:

Breakfast: baked beans and bacon with french bread and barley tea
Lunch: philly cheesesteak, two multivitamins
Snack: grapes
Dinner: pork Ramen

Exercise: did splits, danced to Christmas songs for half an hour
Sleep: 6 hours

Saturday:

Breakfast: none
Lunch: xiaolongbao, sauteed string beans, scallions and beef
Dinner: one cup chicken noodle soup, two multivitamins, some fries

Waist measurement: still 26.5 inches. =(. Seems to be a plateau, either from lack of sleep, junk food, or lack of exercise...
Exercise: 10 minutes playground, 20 minutes dancing
Sleep: 6 hours

Sunday:

Breakfast: spam fried rice with frozen vegetables, two multivitamins
Lunch: spam fried rice with frozen vegetables and seaweed sheets
Dinner: Japanese beef curry

Weigh-in: 125 lbs. Expected, so not as disappointed.

Exercise: 20 minutes dancing, 3 miles walking, splits, two wall assisted handstands, holding 10 seconds each (yup, putting handstands back in, still working on what's wrong with my lower back so that I can do more bridges)
Sleep: 5 hours (really bad, I know)